This Week in Apple: Bigly mad

Apple has a movie out? Who knew? The company makes a better beta and begrudgingly complies with EU rules.

Unhappy meal

Welcome back to the summer of “F1”, already in progress. If you’re just joining us, F1 F1 F1 EFFFFF ONNNNNNEEEE!!!

VROOM-VROOM! WHHHHRRRRRRRROOOOOOM!

OK, lemme give you the 411 on “F1”.

[scoots closer, puts arm around reader]

Look, I don’t know if you’ve heard… but Apple… yes, the company that makes those things. And the other things. That’s right. That’s the one.

Anyway, you probably haven’t heard this, but Apple… has a new movie out.

I know. No one could be more surprised than I. I wish they would have told someone.

It is called… you might want to get a pencil and write it down so you don’t forget because it’s a bit of a sleeper… it is called…

“F1”.

“F1 – The Movie” if you’re nasty.

I’m not going to link to a story about it because online outrage is not exactly a new or even particularly noteworthy phenomenon, but just know that people are mad.…