This Week in Apple: iPhone Pocket rocket

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If you shook your head at the iPhone Crossbody Strap, you’ll absolutely lose every ball bearing in your brain at the iPhone Pocket.

“Introducing iPhone Pocket: a beautiful way to wear and carry iPhone”

[sound of thousands of ball bearings spilling out of your ears and bouncing on the floor for 15 minutes straight ]

(Everyone knows the brain runs on ball bearings. Read a science-type book before you @ me.)

The Pocket was announced on Tuesday, meaning people have had three whole days to make iPod sock and Borat mankini jokes, so you may be wondering why I’m even bothering to bring it up in this column.

I am doing so because I take my job very seriously, OK?…