By Jason Snell

December 24, 2016 9:13 PM PT

Happy Holidays to All

Note: This story has not been updated for several years.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Festivus, Wonderful Winter Solstice, and all the rest, to all of you.

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